Sunday morning…and you want to start out with a smile. Enjoy these talented folk.
At times married life can be dull, then suddenly you're having an exciting debate over the best breakfast place based solely on hash browns.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 8, 2015
My lawnmower is self-propelled and I am not so we balance each other out perfectly.
— Contwixt or Treat (@Contwixt) August 19, 2015
my grandpa worked 16 hour days as a farmer and I'm all like owwee can somebody in this office adjust my ergonomic chair for me
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 19, 2015
Lieu: "You've gone too far this time, Saxena, hand in your gun and badge." Me: "I'm a writer, not a cop." L: Me: L: Me: Alright, fine.
— AˢᵉᵉᵐSᵃˣᵉᶰᵃ (@RedNightHawkAKS) August 27, 2015
I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work. pic.twitter.com/TFAogiJVOB
— Philip Townley (@empressburger) August 23, 2015
Drawing on Words 