Drawing on Words

The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) August 28, 2015

There are many different types of engineers including 'downright rude' and 'civil'

— God is tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) August 30, 2015

It's a good thing our bodies age slowly. It's so much easier to be horrified just a little bit each day.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 20, 2015

That awkward moment when you realize plastic dinosaurs are made of actual dinosaurs.

— Fantasy Author (@BrianRathbone) August 28, 2015

Sprayed myself in the face with the hose for maybe the 10th time this summer. In case you're wondering why I don't own a gun.

— Mindy Quigley (@mintyfreshbooks) July 31, 2015