Drawing on Words

12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) September 29, 2014

My face just launched 1,000 ships & there are 1,000 very confused captains trying to figure out where their ships went.

— Witchy Kat (@kateemick) September 29, 2015

My 4yo said he could buckle his seatbelt without help this morning. We are still sitting in the driveway & it's starting to get dark.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) September 22, 2015

may not be "hip" or "with it" or "cool" or "trendy" or "current" or "faddy" or "all the rage" or "chic" but I do have access to a thesaurus.

— ron flanson (@johnbiehl) January 20, 2015

Dog 911: what's ur emergency? Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN Dog 911: OMG Dog: OMG Dog 911: OMG Dog: OMG

— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015