My son answers questions about his day like he's testifying in the Iran-Contra hearings.
— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) September 1, 2015
I've been relaxing today, laying on top of a hedge. Resting on my laurels. (not remotely sorry)
— God is tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) September 2, 2015
Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 1, 2015
Never argue with Pi. It's irrational, and it never ends.
— Insert Clever Handle (@LMHPhotog) September 1, 2015
The 5 stages of writing: 1. Yes 2. YES 3. MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS 4. Let's just re-read this 5. *set fire to laptop*
— TechnicallyRaaaaargh (@TechnicallyRon) August 30, 2015