I just slammed my laptop closed because there was a fly on the screen and now I have regrets
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) September 4, 2015
It's hard to tell when goats are kidding.
— Gran Master EEEEEK! (@E_lok44) September 7, 2015
Torn between buying the new iPad Pro with keyboard and pencil or a regular laptop and a helicopter.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 9, 2015
They didn't mind you raising your hand, but actually asking a question was a sure way to get expelled from mime school. #FP
— AˢᵉᵉᵐSᵃˣᵉᶰᵃ (@RedNightHawkAKS) September 11, 2015
I'm at a rave! Well, it's a party. Okay, a small gathering of friends. Fine. I'm watching Netflix with my cat. And he won't sit with me.
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) April 8, 2015