My tattoo is 1/4 of the Chinese symbol for courage because it hurt so bad I started crying and told the guy to stop.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 12, 2015
My dog is so lazy she is barking at the UPS driver from the bed upstairs.
— Moxieblogger (@moxieblogger) August 12, 2015
https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/447115717104910336
How do you give up in a towel throwing contest?
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 16, 2015
I don't follow everyone back
I check out their TL
Read some tweets
See if they retweet
Stand outside of their home for daysThen I decide.
— Platinum2000 (@PLATINUM2000) September 8, 2015