My tattoo is 1/4 of the Chinese symbol for courage because it hurt so bad I started crying and told the guy to stop.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 12, 2015
My dog is so lazy she is barking at the UPS driver from the bed upstairs.
— Moxieblogger (@moxieblogger) August 12, 2015
POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) March 21, 2014
How do you give up in a towel throwing contest?
— Very Scary Reindeer (@KalvinMacleod) June 16, 2015
I don't follow everyone back I check out their TL Read some tweets See if they retweet Stand outside of their home for days Then I decide.
— Crystal kay (@platinum2000) September 8, 2015
Drawing on Words 