Chuck asked if I had a martial arts weapon consisting of two sticks connected at one end by a chain. I said "I have none, Chuck"
— Neon (@theneonninja) September 14, 2015
[first date]
I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.
*subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*
-Yeah, totally.
— molly (@MollySneed) April 17, 2015
I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/669535181615841281
In taste tests, butter beat I Can't Believe It's Not Butter by just a small margarine.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 28, 2015
Drawing on Words 