YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 3, 2015
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I have finally given up the frantic flossing before a dentist appointment and this is what freedom feels like.
— Katie Kat (@kateemick) December 22, 2015
Everytime I call my dog he never answers I regret getting him that phone
— Mark Marusich (@NoticablyBacon) December 27, 2015
The coolest goats are probably escape goats, what with the flashlights tied to their horns.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 28, 2015