Thank goodness they have a boneless variety. A watermelon bone almost killed me once. pic.twitter.com/CVdIGYhuju
— Mrs. Sordahl Needs Coffee (@MrsSordie) July 14, 2015
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There should be a law that all meteorologists have to start their weather segment with, "Now I'm totally guessing here…"
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 7, 2016
A magic 8 ball is a really awesome friend because you can ask it a question and then shake it until it gives you the right answer.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) January 16, 2016
"Which type of wine do you like?" she asked.
"Not a really high pitched one" I replied.
"Not whine! Wine!" she said.
"Oh" I said
— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) January 20, 2016
Drawing on Words 