If I owned a collision shop, I’d name it “Auto Correct.”
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) January 18, 2015
5 got invited to 3 birthday parties this month. I'll spend next month throwing goody bag crap away in the middle of the night like a ninja.
— Stacey Sordahl (@DrunkAtThePTA) January 4, 2016
I think a good gift for a mime would be a real rope.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 19, 2016
Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!
— Peaches McPeach (@PeachesMcPeach) March 5, 2015
In light of all this *gestures vaguely at everything* I have decided to go back to bed
— huckleberry crim (@muffinlab) January 3, 2015
This last tweet sounds like a good idea. Heading back to bed, ya’ll!