Drawing on Words

If it wasn't for restless leg syndrome, I wouldn't get any exercise.

— Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow) January 29, 2016

What you say: It's almost your bedtime.

What the child hears: Take out every toy you own. Eat a cupcake. Spill a giant box of crayons.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 23, 2016

My 1 year old is able to stand and walk with her push walker, when is too soon to start mowing the lawn?

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 26, 2016

I could eat healthily if someone invented a chocolate salad bar.

— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 25, 2016