🤔 Maybe I'm just pretending to be awkward to fit in online. Maybe I'm actually super smooth and charmi–*trips over air*
— Stephanie Embry (@Steph_Embry) May 26, 2016
If it wasn't for restless leg syndrome, I wouldn't get any exercise.
— Mac Dickson (@maconthemoose) January 29, 2016
What you say: It's almost your bedtime.
What the child hears: Take out every toy you own. Eat a cupcake. Spill a giant box of crayons.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 23, 2016
My 1 year old is able to stand and walk with her push walker, when is too soon to start mowing the lawn?
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 26, 2016
I could eat healthily if someone invented a chocolate salad bar.
— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 25, 2016
Drawing on Words 