7yo: I think when you die you go into all your favorite stories & when people you loved in life read you, they love you & don't know why.
❤— Callie (@calliewriting) June 11, 2016
[1st day in Senate]
Me: I'm against genetic engineering
Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs
Me: How much funding do you need
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 16, 2016
*Rides off into sunset
*Forgets phone charger
*Rides back— Sean Burgundy (@Sean_Burgundy_) June 16, 2016
Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin.
— Matt Finn ™ (@MattFinn20) July 8, 2015
They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 16, 2016
Drawing on Words 