Drawing on Words

The people that actually shower before entering a public pool are generally not the ones that need to do so.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 27, 2014

Seriously though, I really would like to return to a simpler time. Last Tuesday wasn't bad.

— C’est La Vie (@Robert_Beau) May 30, 2015

If you don't want me to show up to your wedding in pajamas then you might want to rethink using the words "evening wear."

— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) June 30, 2016

*ignores family for 6 hours trying to write a tweet about selflessness*

— Phil (@geowizzacist) April 2, 2016