The people that actually shower before entering a public pool are generally not the ones that need to do so.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 27, 2014
Seriously though, I really would like to return to a simpler time. Last Tuesday wasn't bad.
— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) May 30, 2015
If you don't want me to show up to your wedding in pajamas then you might want to rethink using the words "evening wear."
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) June 30, 2016
*ignores family for 6 hours trying to write a tweet about selflessness*
— Phil (@geowizzacist) April 2, 2016
I didn't want to believe hubby was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
— Marsha Cornelius (@marshacornelius) July 4, 2016
Drawing on Words 