Not to brag, but I am really good at taking naps.
I can even do them with my eyes closed.— Claire Behind The Hair (@urmumsausername) May 2, 2016
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
— Very Brexit Problems (@VeryBrexitProbs) May 7, 2015
Women mow the lawn like they're vacuuming.
Men vacuum like they're mowing the lawn.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/sock_holliday/status/767865560742985731
Sometimes I wonder if the spambots on Instagram actually think I'm gorgeous and then I wonder if that will help me during their robot reign.
— theunderfold.com (@TheUnderfold) August 23, 2016
Drawing on Words 