Drawing on Words

Thanks for telling me some of my tweets are a little out of line

But to be fair, I didn't actually askew

— Claire Behind The Hair (@urmumsausername) August 1, 2016

As you explain your opinion, I slowly pull the drawstrings on your hoodie until your face is completely covered, then leave without a word.

— Ray (@SirEviscerate) July 19, 2015

Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough.

— Just J (@junejuly12) August 22, 2016

H: Well, the remote was definitely broken, so I went and bought a new one.

Me:

H: Oh, and it came with this 75" television.

— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) August 21, 2016