Someday I will sit on a couch that doesn't have crumbs all over it.
Today is not that day.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/NorthernerLogic/status/810530336635502593
"Sorry about this, but I ran out of allergy medicine and it's spring," I say to the frightened pharmacy clerk through my hazmat suit.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) April 13, 2017
Sucks when the choice is "do I want to be informed" or "do I want to be happy".
— Tanya Duncan, Artist in Residence (@SpoolandThimble) April 13, 2017
My therapist says watching fish in an aquarium is a good way to quiet the mind but I can't relax when they are all hovering there judging me
— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) April 13, 2017
Drawing on Words 