Me: I'm going to sew this morning
Also me: but my pins go everywhere
Me too: *spends an hour on Pinterest looking at wrist pincushions
— Kiz (@kizletwiggle) July 2, 2017
Jamaica – Steak and Kidney £3.75.
Barbados – Chicken & Leek £3.60.
St Kitts and Nevis – Apple £2.30.
– Pie rates of the Caribbean.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) July 1, 2017
"All the corners dusted, the trash taken out. All I have to deal with is a pile of junk now."
"What? No, my head."#SlapDashSat
— Tatjana Urbic (@tatjanaurbic) July 1, 2017
DOG 911: what's ur emer-
DOG: EXPLOSIONS, HUMANS SCREAMIN HAPPY 4TH OF JULY
DOG 911: why?
DOG: END OF THE WORLD??
DOG 911: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 4, 2016
Batman was summoned by the bat signal… if you ever need to summon me just hold a pie in front of a floor lamp and point it toward my house pic.twitter.com/Ur94DSbleU
— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) June 27, 2017