Drawing on Words

Bacon flavoured breakfast cereal.

"Why not just eat bacon for breakfast?"

I like the texture of cardboardy flakes.

"Ah"

— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) July 11, 2017

Student Teacher: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
Kid: you’re an oxymoron
Student Teacher: well yes technically that is correct

— FRO VO (@fro_vo) May 3, 2016

Like a kite stuck in a tree, I too am stuck in a tree

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) May 17, 2017

ME: I wasn't invited to the party

FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic

ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone

— andrew (@AndrewChamings) December 6, 2016