Too Hot When the Temperature's Above 74 Degrees, Too Cold When It's Below 73: A Memoir
— Anica Mrose Rissi (@anicarissi) September 29, 2017
My daughter is looking only at colleges with good pre-law programs. I'm proud of her, and will be as I dine on Ramen into my 70s.
— Saint Eric (@Mr_Micawber) September 29, 2017
My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 29, 2017
The term "fake news" shows that if you repeat something long enough it becomes true so let's get "pay Kate" trending #paykate #trendit
— kalista plumm (@kateemick) September 30, 2017
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
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