Adds gelatine to the sun to ensure it sets.
— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 23, 2016
Do the noises my knees make when I stand up count as doing crunches?
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 23, 2016
I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.
— Bees Wing (@bees_wingz) September 8, 2014
Brain: What disease do you think we have?
— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015
Try a new schnapps, Pops
Get a red wine, Swine
Drink another beer, Dear
Choose pale ale, Gail…
~ 50 Ways to Love Your Liver
— That Girl (@myonlymizztake) May 20, 2016