Drawing on Words

Adds gelatine to the sun to ensure it sets.

— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 23, 2016

Do the noises my knees make when I stand up count as doing crunches?

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 23, 2016

I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.

— Bees Wing (she/her) (@bees_wingz) September 8, 2014

Me: Goodnight.

Brain: Pssst.

Me: What?

Brain: What disease do you think we have?

— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015

Try a new schnapps, Pops
Get a red wine, Swine
Drink another beer, Dear
Choose pale ale, Gail…

~ 50 Ways to Love Your Liver

— That Girl (@myonlymizztake) May 20, 2016