The children were nestled
all snug in their beds
until they had to pee
get a drink
show me they can whistle
and ask me if birds have teeth.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) December 20, 2016
I can never wrap a gift without it looking like it was abandoned on an island for 20 years.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 25, 2016
I wish I had the kind of depression that turned me into a great blues guitarist instead of the kind that makes me cry whenever I see a puppy
— wendy’s kid (@JermHimselfish) December 5, 2016
"And to my heirs, I will leave all this…."
*gestures toward 146 half-full nail polishes, all roughly the same color
— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) September 1, 2016
Facts about Peacoats.
1) they're flattering for all body types.
2) they're cozy warm.
3) their pockets can hold 2 bags of frozen peas each.— Beatriz🌻 (@wittwitbarista) December 6, 2016
Drawing on Words 