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Sunday Comics

July 3, 2016June 23, 2016bobbibowwoman2 Comments

It's that time of the year when you can buy fireworks from a giant tent next to a gas station in a hundred degree weather.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 20, 2016

I can't believe that I'm the only parent that makes their kids wear a hazmat suit in the McDonalds Play Tubes.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 19, 2014

If I open the box, I eat the pie and it's gone.

If I DON'T open the box, I can't see the pie and it doesn't exist.

Schrodinger's pastry.

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) June 20, 2016

Just took a shower on a Saturday like some kind of aristocrat.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 18, 2016

House phone just rang..

J (18): Why is the house phone ringing
G (11): I didn't know we still had a phone

In the end – nobody answered it.

— Chick Playing4Second (@Playing4Second) June 19, 2014

Goldfish Diaries 11/05/15

June 30, 2016June 20, 2016bobbibowwoman3 Comments

The males flattered me-my heart started beating fast. I turned quickly and bonked my head-saw stars.

My name is grace.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “saw stars”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 10/23/15

June 27, 2016June 27, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

Déjà vu swept over me as I watched him flick his tail.

Couldn’t blame him. Wasn’t that same attitude nine months ago?

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “déjà vu”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 10/16/15

June 23, 2016June 20, 2016bobbibowwoman2 Comments

I knew the two of them would humor me about the snail, but behind the smile, there was curiosity in one of the male’s eyes.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “behind the smile”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 10/09/15

June 20, 2016June 20, 2016bobbibowwoman3 Comments

“We welcome you to the tank.”

“No one talks to snails.”

“I do” I replied knowing it would be a path unknown to them.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “path unknown”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 10/02/15

June 16, 2016June 14, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

I’ll only try this once. And for all I know this will be the beginning of a wonderful mating, or a painful loneliness.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “once and for all”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 09/25/15

June 13, 2016June 14, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

I pause to lock eyes with snail, whose tiniest nod steadies my resolve. With a confident swish, I approach the males.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “pause”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Sunday Comics

June 12, 2016June 11, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

https://twitter.com/Steph_Embry/status/735848562848714756

If it wasn't for restless leg syndrome, I wouldn't get any exercise.

— Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow) January 29, 2016

What you say: It's almost your bedtime.

What the child hears: Take out every toy you own. Eat a cupcake. Spill a giant box of crayons.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 23, 2016

My 1 year old is able to stand and walk with her push walker, when is too soon to start mowing the lawn?

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 26, 2016

I could eat healthily if someone invented a chocolate salad bar.

— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 25, 2016

Sunday Comics

June 5, 2016May 25, 2016bobbibowwoman2 Comments

Adds gelatine to the sun to ensure it sets.

— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) May 23, 2016

Do the noises my knees make when I stand up count as doing crunches?

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 23, 2016

I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.

— Bees Wing (she/her) (@bees_wingz) September 8, 2014

Me: Goodnight.

Brain: Pssst.

Me: What?

Brain: What disease do you think we have?

— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015

Try a new schnapps, Pops
Get a red wine, Swine
Drink another beer, Dear
Choose pale ale, Gail…

~ 50 Ways to Love Your Liver

— That Girl (@myonlymizztake) May 20, 2016

Sunday Comics

May 29, 2016May 22, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

https://twitter.com/promonmars/status/733717242953760768

You may have ordered the fries but whatever falls out in the bag is up for grabs. Everyone knows that; it's called the law of bag fries.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 18, 2016

{Watching a scary movie}

Him: Are you afraid?

Me: With our options for President, who wouldn't be terrified?

— Goddess Of Mischief™ (@AsgardianRose) May 20, 2016

In some countries stealing costs you your hand, I remind him as pillows slowly disappear from my side of the bed.

— Island Girl (@_Water_Baby) May 21, 2016

My daughter just offered to come over and clean up the yard and put the new BBQ grill together .. And now I have a mystery to solve.

— Linda (@turtledumplin) May 21, 2016